Best Casual Insults

There are 75 casual insults.

  • 21
    I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.
    135
  • 22
    You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!
    129
  • 23
    If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
    126
  • 24
    The zoo called. They are wondering how you got out of your cage.
    122
  • 25
    It would be nice if we could manage to get on the same level, but I'll never get that low and you'll never get this high.
    111
  • 26
    Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.
    107
  • 27
    You remind me of a penny; you're two-faced, worthless and CRUSTY AS HELL!
    103
  • 28
    I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
    102
  • 29
    You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
    100
  • 30
    I get so emotional when you're not around. That emotion is called happiness.
    97
  • 31
    I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of a non-insulting way to describe you.
    73
  • 32
    Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?
    70
  • 33
    Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.
    65
  • 34
    Stop editing your pictures so much. What if you go missing?
    62
  • 35
    Bitch, please. You're as useless as the "ay" in "okay".
    61
  • 36
    Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
    60
  • 37
    Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.
    60
  • 38
    I used to want a pet monkey, but that was before I met you.
    56
  • 39
    If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
    52
  • 40
    It won't be the same without you. It will be better.
    46