Best Casual Insults
There are 75 casual insults.
- 41I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.47
- 42I hate you. Maybe not in the "I hope you die" kind of way, rather "I hope you develop an allergy to bacon". And ice cream.41
- 43I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?40
- 44I really wish we were better strangers.39
- 45If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.38
- 46If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.37
- 47Some people deserve to have eggs thrown at them... brick-shaped eggs... made of bricks.35
- 48I heard that you were a lady-killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.33
- 49Somebody call the zoo! There's been an escape from the simian exhibit.27
- 50You: What is the difference between you and an apple?
Them: I don't know
You: The apple keeps the doctor away, but you keep everything away!6 - 51I'd love to stay and chat, but to be honest I'd rather have type 2 diabetes.4
- 52If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.1
- 53You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.-16
- 54You are an oxygen thief.-29
- 55I am looking forward to the pleasure of your company, since I haven't had it yet.-29
- 56Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.-30
- 57Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?-31
- 58My kid knocked up your honor student.-31
- 59If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.-39
- 60You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.-44