Best Casual Insults

There are 75 casual insults.

  • 1
    Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin' bottle.
    704
  • 2
    How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
    670
  • 3
    Twinkle twinkle little snitch,
    Mind your own business you nosy bitch.
    595
  • 4
    If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
    528
  • 5
    How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
    497
  • 6
    Roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    I can honestly say,
    it sucks to be you.
    326
  • 7
    Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
    274
  • 8
    If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.
    266
  • 9
    Two things:
    1. Where have you been all my life?
    2. Can you please go back there?
    239
  • 10
    You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.
    229
  • 11
    Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you.
    227
  • 12
    Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
    181
  • 13
    Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
    168
  • 14
    I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
    167
  • 15
    You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
    161
  • 16
    Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
    152
  • 17
    Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.
    150
  • 18
    You got more issues than National Geographic!
    149
  • 19
    No one asked me how my day was.
    Person says: How was your day?
    You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard
    138
  • 20
    You know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME
    136