Best Casual Insults
There are 75 casual insults.
- 1Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin' bottle.1.3K
- 2Twinkle twinkle little snitch,
Mind your own business you nosy bitch.1.1K - 3If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.792
- 4How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?697
- 5Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I can honestly say,
it sucks to be you.642 - 6How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?517
- 7Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.339
- 8Two things:
1. Where have you been all my life?
2. Can you please go back there?288 - 9If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.287
- 10You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.278
- 11Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you.234
- 12Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.197
- 13Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.191
- 14Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!180
- 15Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.178
- 16I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.172
- 17You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.168
- 18You got more issues than National Geographic!155
- 19No one asked me how my day was.
Person says: How was your day?
You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard145 - 20You know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME140