Casual Insults
There are 75 casual insults.
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I really wish we were better strangers.39
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It won't be the same without you. It will be better.55
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If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.59
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Some people deserve to have eggs thrown at them... brick-shaped eggs... made of bricks.35
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I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.47
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You: What is the difference between you and an apple?
Them: I don't know
You: The apple keeps the doctor away, but you keep everything away!6 -
Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.-30
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Bitch, please. You're as useless as the "ay" in "okay".71
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I get so emotional when you're not around. That emotion is called happiness.106
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If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.139
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I heard that you were a lady-killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.33
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Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.65
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You remind me of a penny; you're two-faced, worthless and CRUSTY AS HELL!122
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Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!181
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I used to want a pet monkey, but that was before I met you.59
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If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.287
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I'd love to stay and chat, but to be honest I'd rather have type 2 diabetes.4
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I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.138
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Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?89
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You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.-79