Casual Insults

There are 75 casual insults.

  • I really wish we were better strangers.
    38
  • It won't be the same without you. It will be better.
    47
  • If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
    53
  • Some people deserve to have eggs thrown at them... brick-shaped eggs... made of bricks.
    29
  • I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.
    41
  • You: What is the difference between you and an apple?
    Them: I don't know
    You: The apple keeps the doctor away, but you keep everything away!
    4
  • Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
    -33
  • Bitch, please. You're as useless as the "ay" in "okay".
    63
  • I get so emotional when you're not around. That emotion is called happiness.
    100
  • If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
    127
  • I heard that you were a lady-killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.
    30
  • Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.
    61
  • You remind me of a penny; you're two-faced, worthless and CRUSTY AS HELL!
    104
  • Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
    157
  • I used to want a pet monkey, but that was before I met you.
    56
  • If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.
    276
  • I'd love to stay and chat, but to be honest I'd rather have type 2 diabetes.
    3
  • I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.
    134
  • Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?
    76
  • You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
    -75