Casual Insults

There are 75 casual insults.

  • You are an oxygen thief.
    -29
  • Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
    63
  • If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
    799
  • You're such an anal orifice.
    -81
  • Looks like you have congenital diarrhea. It runs down your 'genes'.
    -55
  • If I were as optimistic as you are, I would be taking a bath in a whirlpool.
    -44
  • Wow somebody was MADE on the wrong side of the bed, you homo.
    -79
  • Somebody call the zoo! There's been an escape from the simian exhibit.
    27
  • Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you.
    234
  • Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
    191
  • No one asked me how my day was.
    Person says: How was your day?
    You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard
    146
  • You remind me of a builders bottom, full of bare faced cheek.
    -58
  • How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
    518
  • You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
    -90
  • My kid knocked up your honor student.
    -31
  • My kid got your honor student pregnant!
    -80
  • You know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME
    140
  • You got more issues than National Geographic!
    155
  • If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.
    37
  • Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
    -31