Best Insults and Comebacks

Yo momma's so disgusting, when she worked at the sperm bank she got fired for drinking on the job.

You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...

I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.

He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

A day late and a dollar short.

Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!

I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.

A few beads short in her rosary.

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!

Your ex didn't leave you. They escaped.

Your beauty filter has asked for a pay rise.

Your phone's Face ID keeps failing because it refuses to believe that's a face.

You're the human version of "unexpected item in the bagging area".

You'd fail a CAPTCHA that only asks if you're a robot.

If I had a penny for every smart thing you've said, I'd owe the bank money.

Insult: You think you're so smart. Comeback: No, you just make it really easy.

If being annoying were a political party, you'd be its leader, treasurer and only member.

You're so fake, your smile needs a fact-check.