Best Insults and Comebacks

You're so dumb you think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!

(After a ginger sings) That was great! It just needed a little more soul...

You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!

I don't think you're one to talk, whilst you appear to be two KFC family buckets away from upsetting the planet's rotational axis.

I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.

Yo momma like a race car: She's always burning rubber.

Dumbass!

Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.

Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.

The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

Even your imaginary friends voted for someone else.

You'd need a recount to find a single good idea in your head.

If brains were votes, you'd lose your deposit.

You're like a politician's promise: loud, confident and completely empty.

Why is Harry Potter unrealistic? A ginger has two friends.

That's so funny. The last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I missed my shot at a woolly mammoth.

If I wanted a comeback, I'd wipe it off your mother's chin.