Best Insults and Comebacks

You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.

People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!

You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a car in turns into a low-rider!

Thou subtle, perjur'd, false, disloyal man!

Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left!

Yo momma's so fat, she ate the milky way.

Thou art the best o' th' cut-throats.

Thou art only mark'd for hot vengeance and the rod of heaven.

Yo momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo momma's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!

A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

The stupid person's idea of a clever person.

Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in.

Yo momma's so old she was still alive when the dead sea was just sick.

Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!

Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.

A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.

You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool no matter how much you get ridiculed for it!

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?