Yo Momma Insults1041
Yo momma's so fat that she makes a monster truck look like a low rider.
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Best Insults and Comebacks
The highest-rated insults and comebacks on the website.
- House Insults1042
Your house is SO dirty, even your hoover has asthma.
12 - Yo Momma Insults1043
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to smoke the crack in the liberty bell!
15 - Idiot Insults1044
Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.
13 - Ugly Insults1045
You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.
18 - 1046
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
8 - Rude Insults1047
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
16 - Yo Momma Insults1048
Yo momma's so fat, she puts tampons on with a bazooka.
15 - Family Insults1049
Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
16 - Family Insults1050
Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"
15 - Idiot Insults1051
Yo momma's so stupid I said let's go to the superbowl and she ran and got a spoon.
11 - Yo Momma Insults1052
Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap!
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- Ugly Insults1053
If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!
12 - Good Comebacks1054
Don't like my sarcasm? Well, I don't like your stupid.
11 - Good Comebacks1055
There are 2 things I don't that like about you; your face! So shut BOTH of them!
13 - Yo Momma Insults1056
Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.
13 - Yo Momma Insults1057
Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the bus she sits next to everyone!
13 - Ugly Insults1058
You're so ugly you'd make a train take a dirt road!
11 - Ugly Insults1059
If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
11 - Fat Insults1060
You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!
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