Best Insults and Comebacks

If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!

The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.

Excuse me, I can't hear you over the sound of how wrong you are.

You: Why won't you make a clone of yourself. Person: Why? You: So you can go fuck yourself!

You're so poor that when I went to your house and used the bathroom, a rat tripped me and a cockroach took my wallet.

After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.

Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.

Your so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?

Yo momma pubic hair is so nappy the crabs ride dune buggies.

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...

Your proctologist called. They've found your head.

Your mamma so dumb she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.

You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought hot chocolate was black porn!

You remind me of a zip loc bag; good for one quality use.

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill

I would insult you are you but you would only take it as a complement.

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

Fire Crotch