Nice come back, now wipe that off your chin.
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Best Insults and Comebacks
The highest-rated insults and comebacks on the website.
- Ugly Insults902
It's not Christmas yet, you can take the elf ears off.
34 Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think she's a beached whale!
41If someone shoved my head up your ass, I'd live off of the air in your head.
69Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from a blow job.
24- Rude Insults906
Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!
58 - Mean Insults907
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
32 Yo Momma's so fat when she sat on 4 quarters she made a dollar!
31Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
60- Mean Insults910
Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!
40 Short person: How's the weather up there? Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?
99Yo momma's so ugly, the tornado went around her.
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- Ugly Insults913
Your face is so ugly, when you cry the tears run up your face.
27 Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!
25You're like a tornado; you moan like hell when you come and you take the house when you leave.
39Yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, the doctor said, "Damn! I don't want your number!"
40- Girl Insults917
Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
44 "He has Van Gogh's ear for music." Billy Wilder
31If you talked anymore shit, you'd be shaped like a turd.
60- Ugly Insults920
It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor.
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