Best Insults and Comebacks

You're so poor that when you go to McDonalds, you have to put the dollar meal on layaway!

You're so dumb, when you got locked in a bed store, you slept on the floor.

Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.

Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"

You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.

You're lying like a rug; dirty and on your back.

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a fish!

You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watch the police and call it "Cops."

I've seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard.

You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.

I wouldn't fuck you for practice.

Yo momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL"

Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

You've got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt.

Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.

You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to sit in the corner of a round room.

You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.

Yo momma's so ugly yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.