Best Insults and Comebacks

Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

Yo mama so fat that she left stretch marks in the tub.

Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.

You're so fat that you bleed chocolate milk.

You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!

I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?

I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.

Yo momma like a shotgun: Give her a cock and she blows.

Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?

You're so ugly, made Hello Kitty say Good-Bye!

You're so poor that yesterday I saw your mother moving a trash can from one street to another. I asked what was she doing and she said, "I am moving my house to another place it's too noisy out there!"

Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.

Insult: You suck. Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.

Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

You're so ugly that you could be yourself for Halloween.

Save Your Breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!

Me: Why do you have no dick. You: I do. Me: The one on your mom doesn't count.

You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!

We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.