Best Insults and Comebacks

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

Yo Momma's so horny, when she found out Winnie the Pooh had no pants, she a got a boner.

We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.

You love nature in spite of what it did to you?

You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.

I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.

You're so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!

You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

What does a shoe have that a ginger doesn't? A sole.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

I know you special that's why I wave with one finger.

I can't tell if you're on too many drugs or not enough.

Insult: Are you 5? Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom

Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you

You started with nothing and still have most of it left.

You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.

(Freckles Insult) I won't bother drawing you; I might get carried away and start playing dot to dot.

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!