Best Insults and Comebacks

Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?

If I wanted a bitch I would have went straight to your mom.

Yo momma's so so fat when she steped on a scale it said to be contiued!

Yo momma's so poor she dj's for the ice cream truck.

The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?

You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.

I really wish we were better strangers.

Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.

I heard you were dating my ex -- how do I taste?

Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

You're just jealous because your Daddy has bigger boobs then you!

You were supposed to be a stain on the carpet.

And your cry-baby whiny assed opinion would be?

You're so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!

Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.

You're so ugly, the doctor put tinted windows on your incubator.

Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date!

You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.

If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.

Lives are just games, and it looks like you haven't bought one yet.