Best Insults and Comebacks

You're so low, you have to climb up a ladder to reach the bottom.

Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.

You got more issues than National Geographic!

I'm a pacifist alright - I'm about to pass a fist right across your face.

If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner's luck!

Insult: Suck my dick! Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!

If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.

"When I think about you, I touch myself." Meaning I rub my temples, because you give me a fucking headache.

You're as useless as the "g" in lasagna.

You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!

With breath like that, you shouldn't say anything at all.

Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.

I wonder how many children are in that stomach.

Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.

Stop editing your pictures so much. What if you go missing?

I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.

One more wrinkle and you'd pass for a prune.