Best Insults and Comebacks

Insult: You have no dick. Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.

Insult: Have your balls dropped yet? You: Yeah, in your mom's mouth!

If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.

If bullshit could bounce, you'd be in fucking orbit.

Stop trying to be a smartass. You're just an ass.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

Your face and my ass could be twins!

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the outside!

You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do.

If I wanted to see a bitch, I'd just buy a dog.

You're so ugly, your parents asked for a refund.

Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.

Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?