Best Insults and Comebacks

Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.

Bitch, you're like summer; no class.

Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.

Yo momma's so dumb, she says yo momma jokes to her own children.

Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.

Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.

You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.

If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.

Yo momma is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pads for 3 periods!

For a man with no cows, you've got an awful lot of bullshit.

There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.

You're so old you're birthday cake looks like a forest fire.

Glad you think I give a fuck but sorry, no such luck.

His teeth are brighter than he is.

If you didn't see it with your own eyes or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!