Best Insults and Comebacks

You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.

You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.

I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

You're so short if you pulled your socks up you'd be blind.

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

You're so ugly, when your Mum dropped you off at school, she got done for littering!

Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.

Life isn't easy, but your mom is.

You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!

You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!

Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.

You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.

You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.

Your balls are so saggy you can teabag someone while doing a hand stand.

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.

Yo Mama's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.

You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.

He has bigger tits than his mom