Best Insults and Comebacks

Practice safe sex; go screw yourself!

If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.

Your parents only had you cause your mother couldn't afford the abortion.

Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down. Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am. Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there.

Insult: This is boring! Comeback: So was your Mom last night.

You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you.

I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!

You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.

You're so old, the candles weigh more than the birthday cake.

Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing

The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.

You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.

If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?

When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.

I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.

At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.

You're just like a vacuum cleaner, loud and annoying!