Best Insults and Comebacks

Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? Bricks can get laid.

Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.

We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven".

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?

I've seen more meat on a chicken than you

Don't look out of the window, people will think that it's Halloween.

Yo momma like a stop sign: She's on every corner.

As a failure, you are a great success.

You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.

You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.

Do you need those glasses to see the size of your dick?

Life is short and so is your penis.

You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.

You're so ugly, when your mother threw you out the window, she was considered littering.

You're so fat your year book picture was taken by a helicopter.