Best Insults and Comebacks

Life is but a game, and let me tell you, you suck at it.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you're a joke.

If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.

There may be two sides to every story, but you're still a douche in both of them.

Yo momma's so fat that when she puts on a black shirt and jumpes in the ocean, everyone thinks there's an oil spill.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.

Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.

I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying.

Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family.

To all the bitches with my name in their mouth, do what you do best and swallow it.

Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.

I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....

People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.

You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!

When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.

When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.