Best Insults and Comebacks

You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Can I call you whora the explora?

Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!

You're not popular, your vagina is.

I would kick you in the balls if you had any.

Insult: You're a pussy. Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.

You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.

If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!

Have a nice cup of shut the fuck up!

Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

I'm sorry dear, but in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

You're the reason God created Birth Control.

Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?

You're not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.

Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.

I think "dildo" is a perfectly acceptable insult. I'd call you a dick, but you're not real enough.

THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.

It's a bird! It's a plane! No... Wait... It's that flying fuck I don't give.