Best Insults and Comebacks

You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.

Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money

Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.

It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.

Man, I bet you were up all night, working on that one.

Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.

Insult: Why do you even wear a bra? You don't have anything to put in it. Comeback: You wear pants, don't you?

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.

They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.

I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to your mother last night.

You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.

Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.

Damn! How long have you been pregnant?

Your hairstyle is so ugly, my cat has coughed up better looking ones.

If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.

You're so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection ducked.

Shock me, say something intelligent.

The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.