Rhyming Insults

There are 25 rhyming insults and comebacks.

  • Twinkle twinkle little star,
    I want to hit you with my car,
    Throw you off a cliff so high,
    I hope you break your neck and die.
    2K
  • Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin' bottle.
    761
  • Twinkle twinkle little snitch,
    Mind your own business you nosy bitch.
    649
  • Twinkle twinkle little slut,
    You like dick inside your butt.
    627
  • Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
    Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
    Was he skinny, was he tall,
    Nevermind you did them all.
    1.1K
  • Roses are red, shit is brown, shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.
    1.5K
  • Roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    I can honestly say,
    it sucks to be you.
    353
  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    When they gave out lives,
    Where were you?
    644
  • Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.
    1.1K
  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    PornHub is down,
    Your mother's Facebook will do.
    510
  • Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!
    296
  • Dimes are silver, pennies are brass, why does your face, look like your ass?
    356
  • Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
    103
  • Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.
    392
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers and this one's for you. [Middle Finger]
    433
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, in Spanish they say feo they must have named it after you.
    -444
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!
    577
  • I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.
    778
  • If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
    552
  • Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
    479