Mom Insults

Yo mamma's so ugly, if she became a scarecrow all the corn would run away.

Yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, the doctor said, "Damn! I don't want your number!"

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't fit in this joke.

Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.

Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said to infinity and beyond.

Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.

Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.

Insult: You smell. Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!

Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.

Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!"

Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"

Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.

Yo momma is so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.

Yo momma's like a chicken coop; cocks flying in and out all day!

Yo momma went to the doctors to get weighed and he said 'I want your weight, not your phone number.'

Yo momma's so fat, she went in the cinema and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.

Yo mama is so fat, Chuck Norris couldn't pick her up.

Insult: This is boring! Comeback: So was your Mom last night.