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I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.
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Best Relationship Insults
Find the perfect insult for your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, or husband. List of insults and comebacks for relationships.
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Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?
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I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
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You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.
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I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
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Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night; first the ring, THEN you wake up.
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Have you ever woken up from a sex dream and still felt horny? Cool, that's pretty much how your girlfriend feels after real sex.
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You're like a tornado; you moan like hell when you come and you take the house when you leave.
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He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
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Man: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
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You're the reason dating apps have an unmatch button.
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Your dating history has more red flags than a beach during a shark sighting.
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Your ex didn't leave you. They escaped.
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Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful. Hate me 'cause your boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful.
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