Best Relationship Insults
Find the perfect insult for your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, or husband. List of insults and comebacks for relationships.
- 1Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.1.1K
- 2I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!973
- 3Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Garbage is dumped,
And so are you.603 - 4Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.378 - 5You're just mad because your hair is straighter than you are.368
- 6You're like the first slice of bread in the bag. Everyone touches you, but nobody really wants you.355
- 7Wanna get laid? Just crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!343
- 8Bitch please. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.292
- 9It's men like you that make women gay.291
- 10I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying.269
- 11If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?257
- 12They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.256
- 13Your wife said she liked seafood. So I gave her crabs.239
- 14Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.228
- 15Don't feel too special, I'm only keeping your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.206
- 16Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.195
- 17Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
You: That's the point.169 - 18If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember.. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either.159
- 19You want my ass? You had my ass. You let my ass walk away. The only ass left is your dumbass!147
- 20They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.123