Best Relationship Insults
Find the perfect insult for your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, or husband. List of insults and comebacks for relationships.
- 1Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.1K
- 2I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!910
- 3Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Garbage is dumped,
And so are you.413 - 4Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.339 - 5Wanna get laid? Just crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!322
- 6You're just mad because your hair is straighter than you are.322
- 7It's men like you that make women gay.275
- 8You're like the first slice of bread in the bag. Everyone touches you, but nobody really wants you.259
- 9I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying.255
- 10If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?244
- 11They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.235
- 12Bitch please. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.227
- 13Your wife said she liked seafood. So I gave her crabs.223
- 14Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.185
- 15Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.175
- 16Don't feel too special, I'm only keeping your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.139
- 17Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
You: That's the point.117 - 18They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.112
- 19Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.107
- 20If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember.. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either.107