You're So Stupid Insults

You're so stupid, you flunked nap time in kindergarten.

You're so stupid you tried to steal a free sample.

You're so dumb, when you got locked in a bed store, you slept on the floor.

You're so stupid, your mom farted and you asked her what was cooking.

You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.