You're So Poor Insults

You're so poor you don't even have enough money to pay attention.

You're so poor, even the Mexicans make fun of you!

You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.