You're So Poor Insults

There are 4 you're so poor insults and comebacks.

  • You're so poor you don't even have enough money to pay attention.
  • You're so poor, even the Mexicans make fun of you!
  • You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"
  • You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.