Small Insults

There are 4 small insults and comebacks.

  • Insult: Suck my dick!
    Response: Sorry, I don't suck small things.
    327
  • You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.
    315
  • You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.
    120
  • You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!
    -256