Size Insults

There are 5 size insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's like the Eiffel Tower; she's so big that all of France has seen her and half of Europe has been up her!
  • Why don't you pick on someone your own size, like the Eiffel Tower!
  • Yo Momma's so fat when she walks in front of the TV you miss the 7-hour special.
  • Yo momma is so tiny she plays basketball with a cocoa puff.
  • Yo momma's so fat, she can't find a clothing STORE that's her size.