Lonely Insults

If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember.. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either.

Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.

Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?