Horrible Insults

There are 3 horrible insults and comebacks.

  • When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
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  • When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
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  • I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
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