Hairy Insults

There are 4 hairy insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma so hairy she makes Bigfoot look like a tiny hairball
  • Yo momma's so hairy, when you were born she gave you a rug burn.
  • Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.
  • Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn