Fire Insults

There are 3 fire insults and comebacks.

  • I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
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  • You're so old you're birthday cake looks like a forest fire.
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  • I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
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