Fail Insults

As a failure, you are a great success.

The best part of you ran down your fathers left leg.

Insult: Fail! Comeback: Just like your social life

You're so fat, when you step on a weighing scale, it says fail.

Insult: You fail! Comeback: Your dad's condom failed! Comeback: Your mom's abortion failed!

Insult: FAIL! Comeback: Nobody asked for your life story.

Insult: You fail. Comeback: So did your MOM getting into college.

Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)

Insult: You're a fail. Comeback: So was your dad's condom.