Computer Insults

Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.

You're so stupid, even a two button mouse gives you too many options.

You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.

You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.

You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.

You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.

You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.

The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.

Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!

You're not important - you're just an NPC!

You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out

Wow, you're so slow, is your ping at 999?