Child Insults

There are 4 child insults and comebacks.

  • I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
    112
  • Insult: You're stupid.
    Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.
    348
  • To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.
    -70
  • I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
    45