Bra Size Insults

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?

Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.

I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues

Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.

Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra