Baby Insults

There are 3 baby insults and comebacks.

  • Ugly Insults
    You're so ugly, the doctor put tinted windows on your incubator.
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  • Idiot Insults
    Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
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  • Family Insults
    To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.
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