Annoying Insults

Please cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.

You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.

Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.

Two things: 1. Where have you been all my life? 2. Can you please go back there?

If I toss a stick, will you go away?

It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.

You're just like a vacuum cleaner, loud and annoying!

How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?