Latest Insults
The latest insults and comebacks to be added to the website.
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You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.459
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It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.-74
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Bitch, you're like summer; no class.339
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It would be nice if we could manage to get on the same level, but I'll never get that low and you'll never get this high.127
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If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!319
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What's that shit on your neck? Oh, it's your face!160
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I feel bad for the guys,
That end up with you.332 -
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I want to hit you with my car,
Throw you off a cliff so high,
I hope you break your neck and die.2.9K -
Life isn't easy, but your mom is.200
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Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.538
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I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.156
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You should have been a blowjob.-485
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I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.1.1K
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You lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah."-1,716
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I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".-174
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Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?288
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Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?132
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Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.530
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Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.994
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Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.331