Random Yo Momma Insults
Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.
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Yo momma so generous that she would give all her money to a bum.-45
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Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple think shes a beached whale!-10
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Yo mommas so fat she thinks the carwash is her shower15
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Yo momma's so black, her legs look like leather pants at night.-13
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Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.15
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Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her going to Weight Watchers is the door.63
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Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.43
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Yo momma's so dumb, her favorite color is clear.-38
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Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.60
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Yo momma's so cheap, she hangs up the toliet paper to dry.7
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Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.91
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Yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, the doctor said, "Damn! I don't want your number!"15
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Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.295
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Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"-2
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Yo momma's so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can,I said what you doing mrs. johnson, she said MOVING.4
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Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.48
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Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.72
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Yo momma pubic hair is so nappy the crabs ride dune buggies.23
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Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.59
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Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quater in a parking meter and said "wheres my gum ball?"2