Random Yo Momma Insults

Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.

  • Yo momma like a smokehouse: Always full of meat.
    -7
  • Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean
    26
  • Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!
    26
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
    184
  • Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"
    14
  • Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
    35
  • Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"
    8
  • Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money
    383
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she gets into a car accident, the airbag explodes.
    2
  • Yo mama is so fat, Chuck Norris couldn't pick her up.
    18
  • Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.
    -5
  • Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.
    82
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.
    47
  • Yo Momma's so horny, when she found out Winnie the Pooh had no pants, she a got a boner.
    52
  • Yo momma's so poor she dj's for the ice cream truck.
    68
  • Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!
    17
  • Yo momma so pretty that I would love to fuck her in the ass without lube.
    -73
  • Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!
    190
  • Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
    8
  • Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
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