Random Yo Momma Insults

Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.

  • Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
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  • Yo momma's so so fat when she steped on a scale it said to be contiued!
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  • Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.
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  • Yo momma's like a penny; two faced and worthless.
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  • Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
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  • Yo momma's so fat, when she tries to get up in the morning she rocks herself to sleep.
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  • Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
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  • Yo momma smells so horrible, North Korea want her as a chemical weapon.
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  • Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 cents a blow.
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  • Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.
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  • Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
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  • Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.
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  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to smoke the crack in the liberty bell!
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  • Yo mamma is like fried chicken; dark and crispy.
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  • Yo momma's so hairy, when you were born she gave you a rug burn.
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  • Yo momma's so fat she have to bathe in the ocean
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  • Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
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  • Yo momma like potato chips: Fri-to Lay.
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  • Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.
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  • Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!"
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