Random Yo Momma Insults

Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.

  • Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"
  • Yo momma's so fat, she went in the cinema and sat next to everyone.
  • Yo momma so small she gotta hang glide on a Dorito.
  • Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
  • Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.
  • Yo momma's so fat she has her own zip code.
  • Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.
  • Yo momma like a 7-11. On every corner and always open.
  • Yo momma's so ugly she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.
  • Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.
  • Yo Momma's so fat when she sat on 4 quarters she made a dollar!
  • Yo momma's like a chicken coop; cocks flying in and out all day!
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.
  • Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think shes a beached whale!
  • Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.
  • Yo momma like a race car: She's always burning rubber.
  • Yo momma's so fat shes done with a marathon before it starts.
  • Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to the gym is the doorframe.
  • Your mamma so dumb she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.
  • Yo momma is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pads for 3 periods!