Random Yo Momma Insults

Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.

  • Yo Momma so fat her tanning bed was Mexico!
  • Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in.
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from an M'n'Ms factory for throwing out all the 'W's.'
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quater in a parking meter and said "wheres my gum ball?"
  • Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"
  • Yo momma's so fat when she went into the pool she hydrated.
  • Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
  • Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
  • Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the bus she sits next to everyone!
  • Yo momma's so old she was still alive when the dead sea was just sick.
  • Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.
  • Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.
  • Yo momma like a smokehouse: Always full of meat.
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.
  • Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired
  • Yo mommas so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
  • Yo momma so greasy they hired her at the cinima to put the butter on the popcorn!
  • I'm not here... but yo mama is ;-)
  • Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she put paper on the tv and said it was paper view.