Random Yo Momma Insults

Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.

  • Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
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  • Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
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  • Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.
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  • Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.
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  • Yo momma so greasy they hired her at the cinima to put the butter on the popcorn!
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  • When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
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  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
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  • Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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  • Yo momma is so fat, she's taller sideways.
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  • Yo momma's so fat, she ate the milky way.
    -2
  • Yo momma like a door knob: Everyone gets a turn.
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  • Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"
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  • Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.
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  • Yo momma is so tiny she plays basketball with a cocoa puff.
    -9
  • Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money
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  • Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.
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  • Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn
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  • Yo momma like a 7-11. On every corner and always open.
    -5
  • Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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  • Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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