Random Yo Momma Insults

Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.

  • Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.
    -9
  • Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.
    822
  • Yo mamas so ugly she walked in to Taco Bell and everybody ran to the border.
    26
  • Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads after three periods.
    -3
  • Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.
    107
  • Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"
    75
  • Yo momma's so fat, they had to fit speed bumps at the buffet.
    -25
  • Yo momma's so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck!
    96
  • Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
    738
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she walks, she shows up on the richter scale!
    0
  • Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!
    26
  • Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.
    0
  • Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!"
    33
  • Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.
    -5
  • Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real good suck.
    24
  • Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
    61
  • Yo momma's like a penny; two faced and worthless.
    65
  • Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!
    -2
  • Yo momma's so fat, she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath.
    153
  • Yo momma's so fat, she puts tampons on with a bazooka.
    20