Random Yo Momma Insults

Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.

  • Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.
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  • Yo momma's so fat, when she tries to get up in the morning she rocks herself to sleep.
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  • Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.
    -30
  • Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
    61
  • Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!
    89
  • Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
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  • Yo mammas like a bagel, soft, round and has a hole in the middle.
    16
  • Yo momma like a race car: She's always burning rubber.
    -4
  • Yo mama's sooooo ugly that she even made a blind baby cry!
    14
  • Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.
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  • Yo momma's so old she makes yoda jellis!
    -15
  • Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
    6
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.
    18
  • Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap!
    9
  • Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She's practically giving it all away.
    -12
  • Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
    58
  • Yo mama is so fat, Chuck Norris couldn't pick her up.
    17
  • Yo momma like the Pillsbury doughboy: Everyone gets a poke!
    -1
  • Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread.
    14
  • Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th
    7