Random Yo Momma Insults

Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.

  • Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.
  • Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
  • Yo momma is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pads for 3 periods!
  • Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.
  • Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone gets a hole in one!
  • Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.
  • Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.
  • Yo momma's so ugly yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
  • Yo momma like an Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she thought hot chocolate was black porn!
  • Yo momma's like a coke machine, a dollar a pop.
  • Yo Momma's so ugly on Halloween, people go as her.
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a car in turns into a low-rider!
  • Yo momma like a video game: Four men for a dollar!
  • Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.
  • Yo momma so short she trips on spit.
  • Yo momma is so tiny she plays basketball with a cocoa puff.