Random Yo Momma Insults

Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.

  • Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.
  • Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 cents a blow.
  • Yo momma's so dumb, her favorite color is clear.
  • Yo momma like a Denny's: Open 24 hours.
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
  • Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.
  • Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
  • I'm not here... but yo mama is ;-)
  • Yo momma is like a bowling ball she comes back for more
  • Yo mamma so bald, when she took a shower and got brain washed.
  • Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.
  • Yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, the doctor said, "Damn! I don't want your number!"
  • Yo momma's so fat when she farts its almost like a volcanic eruption.
  • Yo momma is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pads for 3 periods!
  • Yo mamma's so ugly, if she became a scarecrow all the corn would run away.
  • Yo mama so fat that she left stretch marks in the tub.
  • Yo momma is so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.
  • Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.
  • Yo momma so generous that she would give all her money to a bum.