Random Yo Momma Insults

Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.

  • Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.
  • You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"
  • Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.
  • Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.
  • Yo momma like the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man: Everybody gets a piece.
  • Yo momma's so fat, she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath.
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.
  • Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
  • Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.
  • Yo momma's so dumb, she says yo momma jokes to her own children.
  • Yo momma's like a chicken coop; cocks flying in and out all day!
  • Yo momma like a screen door: After a couple bangs she loosens up!
  • Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.
  • Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!
  • Yo momma's so black, her legs look like leather pants at night.
  • Yo mommas so fat she thinks the carwash is her shower
  • Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
  • Yo momma's so old she was still alive when the dead sea was just sick.
  • Yo Momma's so fat when she walks in front of the TV you miss the 7-hour special.