Random Yo Momma Insults

Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.

  • Yo momma's so fat, she puts tampons on with a bazooka.
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  • Yo mamma so bald, when she took a shower and got brain washed.
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  • Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean
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  • Yo momma so poor, then when I ring the doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells "DING DONG!"
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  • Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her going to Weight Watchers is the door.
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  • Yo momma's so fat, when she tries to get up in the morning she rocks herself to sleep.
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  • Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!
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  • Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
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  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
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  • Yo momma is like a bowling ball she comes back for more
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  • Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.
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  • Yo momma's so fat that she makes a monster truck look like a low rider.
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  • Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads after three periods.
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  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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  • Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!"
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  • Yo Momma's so ugly on Halloween, people go as her.
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  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
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  • Yo momma like a screen door: After a couple bangs she loosens up!
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  • Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.
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  • Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.
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