Random Yo Momma Insults
Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.
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Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in.2
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Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to sit in the corner of a round room.26
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Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"4
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Yo momma's so stupid, she thought hot chocolate was black porn!27
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Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!755
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Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to smoke the crack in the liberty bell!11
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Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.58
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Yo momma like potato chips: Fri-to Lay.-5
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Yo momma's so old wen i squeesed her tits creem cheese came out.0
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The difference between your mom and a rooster? The rooster says cock-a-doodle doo, your mom says any-cock'll-do.78
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Yo momma so short she trips on spit.-10
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Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.181
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Yo momma's like a DVD. I can play her over and over and over!-20
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Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone gets a hole in one!11
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Yo momma like a 7-11. On every corner and always open.-3
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Yo momma's so ugly yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.27
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Yo momma like a Denny's: Open 24 hours.1
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Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a car in turns into a low-rider!-1
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Yo momma's so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck!97
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Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.52