Random Yo Momma Insults

Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.

  • Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.
  • Yo momma like a stop sign: She's on every corner.
  • Yo momma like a video game: Four men for a dollar!
  • Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.
  • Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.
  • Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.
  • Yo momma's so fat when she went into the pool she hydrated.
  • Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
  • Yo momma is so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.
  • Yo momma's like a coke machine, a dollar a pop.
  • Yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, the doctor said, "Damn! I don't want your number!"
  • Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.
  • Yo mommas so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
  • Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
  • Yo momma like a shotgun: Give her a cock and she blows.
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said to infinity and beyond.
  • Yo momma like a stamp: You lick her stick her then send her away.
  • Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.
  • Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.