Random Yo Momma Insults

Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.

  • Yo momma so generous that she would give all her money to a bum.
    -45
  • Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple think shes a beached whale!
    -10
  • Yo mommas so fat she thinks the carwash is her shower
    15
  • Yo momma's so black, her legs look like leather pants at night.
    -13
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.
    15
  • Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her going to Weight Watchers is the door.
    63
  • Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.
    43
  • Yo momma's so dumb, her favorite color is clear.
    -38
  • Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
    60
  • Yo momma's so cheap, she hangs up the toliet paper to dry.
    7
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.
    91
  • Yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, the doctor said, "Damn! I don't want your number!"
    15
  • Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
    295
  • Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
    -2
  • Yo momma's so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can,I said what you doing mrs. johnson, she said MOVING.
    4
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.
    48
  • Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.
    72
  • Yo momma pubic hair is so nappy the crabs ride dune buggies.
    23
  • Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.
    59
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quater in a parking meter and said "wheres my gum ball?"
    2