Random Yo Momma Insults

Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.

  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
  • Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.
  • Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!
  • Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
  • Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"
  • Yo momma's so dumb she stared at the orange juice bottle cause it said concentrate.
  • Yo momma's vagina is so hairy your dad is tired of having two moustaches.
  • Yo mama is so fat, Chuck Norris couldn't pick her up.
  • Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 cents a blow.
  • Yo momma's so old she was still alive when the dead sea was just sick.
  • Yo momma like a refrigerator: Everyone puts their meat in!
  • Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links
  • Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.
  • Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.
  • Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
  • Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
  • Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quater in a parking meter and said "wheres my gum ball?"
  • Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to smoke the crack in the liberty bell!