Random Yo Momma Insults

Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.

  • Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!
    -72
  • Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.
    96
  • Yo momma smells so horrible, North Korea want her as a chemical weapon.
    54
  • Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.
    49
  • Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens.
    -9
  • Yo momma's so dumb, her favorite color is clear.
    -39
  • Your mamma so dumb she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.
    22
  • Yo momma's so fat she wears a real horse on her Polo shirt.
    50
  • Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in.
    2
  • Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.
    17
  • Yo mamma so bald, when she took a shower and got brain washed.
    -8
  • Yo momma's's so fat she got tired climing the escalater.
    94
  • Yo momma's so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon
    46
  • Yo momma's so fat she has her own zip code.
    88
  • Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
    413
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she gets into a car accident, the airbag explodes.
    2
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
    254
  • Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.
    121
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.
    79
  • Yo momma's so black, her legs look like leather pants at night.
    -13