Random Yo Momma Insults

Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.

  • Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.
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  • Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.
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  • Yo momma's so fat, she needs a wrist watch on both hands because she's in two different time zones!
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  • Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
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  • Yo momma is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pads for 3 periods!
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  • Yo momma's so poor i stepped through her front door and fell out the back.
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  • Yo momma's like a chicken coop; cocks flying in and out all day!
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  • Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.
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  • Yo momma's so dumb she stared at the orange juice bottle cause it said concentrate.
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  • Yo momma like a stop sign: She's on every corner.
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  • Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.
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  • Yo Momma is so fat she walked out in high heels and came back in flip flops.
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  • Yo momma is like a door nob... every one gets a turn
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  • Yo momma like a video game: Four men for a dollar!
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  • Yo momma is so tiny she plays basketball with a cocoa puff.
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  • Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.
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  • Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"
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  • Yo momma's so fat when she farts its almost like a volcanic eruption.
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  • Yo momma so fat, when she wears yellow, the kids mistake her for the school bus.
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  • Yo momma like a 7-UP: Never had it never will.
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