Random Yo Momma Insults

Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.

  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
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  • Yo momma is so tiny she plays basketball with a cocoa puff.
    -5
  • Yo momma like potato chips: Fri-to Lay.
    -6
  • Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.
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  • Yo momma like a smokehouse: Always full of meat.
    -7
  • Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.
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  • Yo momma like the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man: Everybody gets a piece.
    -3
  • Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.
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  • Yo Mama's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
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  • Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.
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  • Yo momma's so dumb, she says yo momma jokes to her own children.
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  • Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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  • Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"
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  • Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.
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  • Your mamma so dumb she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.
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  • Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She's practically giving it all away.
    -12
  • Yo momma so stupid I put two quarters in her belly button and a snickers bar came out.
    -35
  • Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!
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  • Yo mama so fat that she left stretch marks in the tub.
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  • Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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