Random Ugly Insults

Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.

  • You're so ugly, when people see you lying wounded on the ground they take you to the animal doctor.
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  • If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.
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  • Folk clap when they see you, but they clap their hands over their eyes.
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  • Your face could turn Medusa to stone.
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?
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  • Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.
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  • Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
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  • Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!
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  • Does your face hurt? It's killing me!
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  • Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you
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  • Did you fall on concrete again? Oh sorry.... I forgot that was your "natural" look.
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  • You're so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
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  • If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
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  • They've got a picture of you at the hospital to save them using the stomach pump.
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  • If I had a dollar for everyone I'd met as beautiful as you, I'd be as poor as dirt.
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  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.
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  • Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.
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  • You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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  • Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
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  • Your face is so ugly, when you cry the tears run up your face.
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