Random Ugly Insults

Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.

  • You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
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  • You're so ugly, when you walk through a haunted house, you come out with a paycheck.
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  • You're so ugly, when your mother threw you out the window, she was considered littering.
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  • If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.
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  • If I had a dollar for everyone I'd met as beautiful as you, I'd be as poor as dirt.
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  • Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.
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  • Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
    36
  • I might be scared of your face, but not you.
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  • Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
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  • By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
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  • You're so ugly, the doctor put tinted windows on your incubator.
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!
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  • I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
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  • I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.
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  • Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.
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  • It's not Christmas yet, you can take the elf ears off.
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  • What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!
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  • Wow, I see you have fallen from heaven, but landed with your face.
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, in Spanish they say feo they must have named it after you.
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  • I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.
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