Random Ugly Insults

Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.

  • You're so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"
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  • You're so ugly, when your mother threw you out the window, she was considered littering.
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  • You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!
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  • You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.
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  • Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.
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  • You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
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  • I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
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  • You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
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  • Nice dress. What make is it? Clearance?
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  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.
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  • I fart to make you smell better.
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  • You're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!
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  • Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?!
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  • Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
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  • I might be scared of your face, but not you.
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  • Your so ugly, your mother had to feed you with a sling shot.
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  • You're so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!
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  • She's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
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  • You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.
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  • Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly, too.
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