Random Ugly Insults

Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.

  • Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you
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  • It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor.
    35
  • You should shower so the firemen don't chase you with a hose every day
    46
  • If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!
    9
  • Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result!
    14
  • The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
    -6
  • You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.
    16
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.
    127
  • You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.
    -7
  • You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
    86
  • I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!
    55
  • Forget the ugly stick! You must have been born in the ugly forest!
    -52
  • Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.
    13
  • If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!
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  • Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!
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  • You're so ugly, your parents asked for a refund.
    62
  • I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".
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  • I've seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard.
    22
  • It's not Christmas yet, you can take the elf ears off.
    16
  • If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents libel.
    35