Random Ugly Insults
Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.
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You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."81
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It's not Christmas yet, you can take the elf ears off.16
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Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.23
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I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and tomorrow I will be sober.-70
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I've seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard.21
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You got a face only a mother could love, unfortunately she too hates it!9
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You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!36
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I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".238
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If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!9
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If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?8
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You're so ugly, when people see you lying wounded on the ground they take you to the animal doctor.-19
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I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.80
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You're so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection ducked.140
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If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.86
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I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.1
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.126 -
You've a face like a million dollars - all green and wrinkled.137
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It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.257
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You're so ugly, when you walk through a haunted house, you come out with a paycheck.136
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You're so ugly when you went to the haunted house they offered you a job.190