Random Ugly Insults

Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.

  • I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.
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  • I fart to make you smell better.
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  • I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
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  • Your face has horrible graphics.
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  • Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.
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  • Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?
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  • You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.
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  • I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.
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  • You got a face only a mother could love, unfortunately she too hates it!
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  • Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.
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  • You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
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  • You're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!
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  • Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
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  • I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".
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  • Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
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  • Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
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  • Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!
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  • You're so ugly, when your mother threw you out the window, she was considered littering.
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  • You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!
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