Random Ugly Insults
Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.
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I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?-12
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She's so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!2
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Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.24
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You're so ugly your face is closed on weekends!4
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Your face is so ugly, when you cry the tears run up your face.30
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It's not Christmas yet, you can take the elf ears off.18
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I fart to make you smell better.440
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Roses are red, violets are blue, in Spanish they say feo they must have named it after you.-538
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I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.107
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I would say you look like a monkey but that would insult them.62
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You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!187
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Person: What are you looking at?
You: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, IT TALKS!!!181
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You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.46
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You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.321
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You got more chins than a chinese phone book.157
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Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.517
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You're so ugly, you make onions cry.34
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You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.324
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Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?1.4K
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Folk clap when they see you, but they clap their hands over their eyes.12