Random Ugly Insults

Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.

  • You're so ugly, when you walk through a haunted house, you come out with a paycheck.
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  • You're so ugly they know what time you were born, because your face stopped the clock!
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  • If I had a dollar for everyone I'd met as beautiful as you, I'd be as poor as dirt.
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  • I've seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard.
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  • Don't look out of the window, people will think that it's Halloween.
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  • You're so ugly, you almost look like your mother did, before the operation.
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  • What did you have for breakfast? Ugly-o's?
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  • You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."
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  • If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!
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  • Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.
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  • Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
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  • You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.
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  • We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!
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  • If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!
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  • You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
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  • Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
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  • If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative
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  • Can I have your picture? I want to scare my sister.
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  • I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.
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  • Your so ugly, your mother had to feed you with a sling shot.
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