Random Ugly Insults

Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.

  • I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.
    -5
  • You love nature in spite of what it did to you?
    9
  • You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.
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  • The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
    -6
  • If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative
    18
  • I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.
    125
  • Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
    100
  • No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
    0
  • You have such a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck?
    33
  • Folk clap when they see you, but they clap their hands over their eyes.
    11
  • You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!
    32
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?
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  • The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
    501
  • Mirrors can't talk and lucky for you they can't laugh either!
    619
  • She was so ugly, they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla biscuits.
    15
  • It's not Christmas yet, you can take the elf ears off.
    13
  • I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
    7
  • I have heard of being hit with an ugly-stick, but you were clearly hit out of the park.
    0
  • Wow, I see you have fallen from heaven, but landed with your face.
    24
  • Can I have your picture? I want to scare my sister.
    101