Random Ugly Insults

Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.

  • I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
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  • She's so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!
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  • Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
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  • You're so ugly your face is closed on weekends!
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  • Your face is so ugly, when you cry the tears run up your face.
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  • It's not Christmas yet, you can take the elf ears off.
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  • I fart to make you smell better.
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, in Spanish they say feo they must have named it after you.
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  • I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.
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  • I would say you look like a monkey but that would insult them.
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  • You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!
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  • Person: What are you looking at?
    You: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, IT TALKS!!!
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  • You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
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  • You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
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  • You got more chins than a chinese phone book.
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  • Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.
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  • You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
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  • You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?
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  • Folk clap when they see you, but they clap their hands over their eyes.
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