Random Ugly Insults

Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.

  • I would say you look like a monkey but that would insult them.
  • Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
  • I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.
  • You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.
  • Nice dress. What make is it? Clearance?
  • Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.
  • Forget the ugly stick! You must have been born in the ugly forest!
  • You're so ugly, when people see you lying wounded on the ground they take you to the animal doctor.
  • You're so ugly, your parents asked for a refund.
  • I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
  • Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
  • Wow, I see you have fallen from heaven, but landed with your face.
  • You got more chins than a chinese phone book.
  • I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".
  • I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.
  • Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
  • You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
  • Is that your face or is today Halloween?
  • If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
  • You're so ugly, when you walk through a haunted house, you come out with a paycheck.