Random Ugly Insults

Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.

  • If I had a dollar for everyone I'd met as beautiful as you, I'd be as poor as dirt.
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  • I have heard of being hit with an ugly-stick, but you were clearly hit out of the park.
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  • Your face could turn Medusa to stone.
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  • I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
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  • Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.
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  • I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.
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  • You got more chins than a chinese phone book.
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  • I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!
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  • Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
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  • I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.
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  • You're so ugly, your parents asked for a refund.
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  • I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".
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  • Your face is so ugly, when you cry the tears run up your face.
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  • You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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  • She was so ugly, they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla biscuits.
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  • Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
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  • Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result!
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  • You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
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  • You're so ugly your face is closed on weekends!
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  • Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.
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