Random Ugly Insults

Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.

  • You're so ugly they know what time you were born, because your face stopped the clock!
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  • I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".
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  • I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!
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  • I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.
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  • You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!
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  • How much was that chewbacca costume that your wearing?
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  • I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and tomorrow I will be sober.
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  • You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
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  • Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
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  • I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.
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  • I fart to make you smell better.
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  • You're so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
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  • You're so ugly if my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!
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  • You're so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection ducked.
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  • You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
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  • You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.
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  • You're so ugly, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares!
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  • I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
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  • I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.
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  • Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
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