Random Ugly Insults

Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.

  • By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
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  • I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
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  • You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.
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  • You got a face only a mother could love, unfortunately she too hates it!
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  • Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.
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  • Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
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  • I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
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  • I fart to make you smell better.
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  • I have heard of being hit with an ugly-stick, but you were clearly hit out of the park.
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  • It's not Christmas yet, you can take the elf ears off.
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  • You're so ugly, when people see you lying wounded on the ground they take you to the animal doctor.
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  • It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor.
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?
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  • The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a fish!
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  • If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.
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  • If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
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  • I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".
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  • You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.
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  • Your hairstyle is so ugly, my cat has coughed up better looking ones.
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  • Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you
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