Random Ugly Insults

Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.

  • You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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  • Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.
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  • You're so ugly, when michael jackson saw you, he got scared and his skin turn back into black.
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  • Insult: You're ugly!
    Comeback: Sorry, I stole your face.
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  • Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?!
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  • She's so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!
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  • (Freckles Insult) I won't bother drawing you; I might get carried away and start playing dot to dot.
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  • The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
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  • Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!
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  • Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
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  • Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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  • Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result!
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  • Dimes are silver, pennies are brass, why does your face, look like your ass?
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  • There's only one trouble with your face - it shows!
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  • Your hairstyle is so ugly, my cat has coughed up better looking ones.
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  • Your face and my ass could be twins!
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  • Mirrors can't talk and lucky for you they can't laugh either!
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  • You're so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
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  • The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
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  • You're so ugly they know what time you were born, because your face stopped the clock!
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