Random Ugly Insults
Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.
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Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you130
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It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor.35
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You should shower so the firemen don't chase you with a hose every day46
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If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!9
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Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result!14
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The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.-6
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You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.16
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.127 -
You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.-7
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You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.86
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I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!55
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Forget the ugly stick! You must have been born in the ugly forest!-52
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Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.13
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If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!202
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Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!336
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You're so ugly, your parents asked for a refund.62
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I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".239
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I've seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard.22
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It's not Christmas yet, you can take the elf ears off.16
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If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents libel.35