Random Ugly Insults

Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.

  • If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative
    24
  • You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
    442
  • I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.
    2
  • You're so ugly, when your Mum dropped you off at school, she got done for littering!
    87
  • You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!
    40
  • You're so ugly, the only dates that you get are on a calendar.
    65
  • (Freckles Insult) I won't bother drawing you; I might get carried away and start playing dot to dot.
    136
  • What's that shit on your neck? Oh, it's your face!
    167
  • If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.
    237
  • You're so ugly, you almost look like your mother did, before the operation.
    17
  • You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
    125
  • Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
    140
  • I've seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard.
    26
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.
    154
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, in Spanish they say feo they must have named it after you.
    -738
  • I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
    11
  • They've got a picture of you at the hospital to save them using the stomach pump.
    -46
  • How much was that chewbacca costume that your wearing?
    30
  • Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?
    12
  • I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
    183