Random Ugly Insults

Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.

  • Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.
    40
  • The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a fish!
    21
  • It's not Christmas yet, you can take the elf ears off.
    15
  • Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.
    47
  • You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
    419
  • You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
    761
  • Do you accidentally wipe your face after taking a shit?
    83
  • I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.
    52
  • You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!
    44
  • I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.
    -12
  • You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.
    -7
  • Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
    -14
  • What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!
    37
  • Person: What are you looking at?
    You: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, IT TALKS!!!
    174
  • You're so ugly your face is closed on weekends!
    3
  • Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
    -8
  • If I had a dollar for everyone I'd met as beautiful as you, I'd be as poor as dirt.
    35
  • She's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
    11
  • Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.
    13
  • She was so ugly, they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla biscuits.
    16