Random Ugly Insults
Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.
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You're so ugly they know what time you were born, because your face stopped the clock!48
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I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".249
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I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!61
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I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.109
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You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!189
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How much was that chewbacca costume that your wearing?29
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I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and tomorrow I will be sober.-72
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You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.496
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Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.-7
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I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.2
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I fart to make you smell better.444
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You're so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!68
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You're so ugly if my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!116
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You're so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection ducked.154
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You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.47
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You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.26
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You're so ugly, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares!15
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I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?-12
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I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.333
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Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?37