Random Ugly Insults

Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.

  • You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."
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  • It's not Christmas yet, you can take the elf ears off.
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  • Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
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  • I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and tomorrow I will be sober.
    -70
  • I've seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard.
    21
  • You got a face only a mother could love, unfortunately she too hates it!
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  • You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!
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  • I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".
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  • If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!
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  • If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
    8
  • You're so ugly, when people see you lying wounded on the ground they take you to the animal doctor.
    -19
  • I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.
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  • You're so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection ducked.
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  • If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.
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  • I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.
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  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.
    126
  • You've a face like a million dollars - all green and wrinkled.
    137
  • It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
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  • You're so ugly, when you walk through a haunted house, you come out with a paycheck.
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  • You're so ugly when you went to the haunted house they offered you a job.
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