Random Ugly Insults

You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.

You're so ugly, when you walk through a haunted house, you come out with a paycheck.

You're so ugly, when your mother threw you out the window, she was considered littering.

If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.

If I had a dollar for everyone I'd met as beautiful as you, I'd be as poor as dirt.

Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.

Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

I might be scared of your face, but not you.

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...

By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.

You're so ugly, the doctor put tinted windows on your incubator.

Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!

I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.

I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.

Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.

It's not Christmas yet, you can take the elf ears off.

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!

Wow, I see you have fallen from heaven, but landed with your face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, in Spanish they say feo they must have named it after you.

I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.