Yo Momma Insults

There are 174 yo momma insults and comebacks.

  • Yo Momma Insults
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    Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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  • Fat Insults
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    Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
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  • Yo Momma Insults
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    Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
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  • Yo Momma Insults
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    Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
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  • Idiot Insults
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    Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
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  • Yo Momma Insults
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    Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
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  • Yo Momma Insults
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    Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
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  • Yo Momma Insults
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    Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
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  • Yo Momma Insults
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    Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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  • Yo Momma Insults
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    Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
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  • Yo Momma Insults
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    Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
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  • Yo Momma Insults
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    Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.
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  • Yo Momma Insults
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    Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
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  • Yo Momma Insults
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    Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
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  • Yo Momma Insults
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    Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
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  • Yo Momma Insults
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    When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
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  • Yo Momma Insults
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    Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!
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  • Yo Momma Insults
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    Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
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  • Yo Momma Insults
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    Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.
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  • Yo Momma Insults
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    Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
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