Yo Momma Insults
There are 174 yo momma insults and comebacks.
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Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.150
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Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.180
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Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on her iPod, she made it an iPad.42
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Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.39
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Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.93
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Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.-140
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Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.-14
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Yo momma's so fat that when she went on the scales it said: to be continued...30
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Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.18
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Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.-7
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Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from an M'n'Ms factory for throwing out all the 'W's.'23
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Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.8
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Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.-26
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Yo momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.-11
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Yo momma's so fat that she makes a monster truck look like a low rider.11
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Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.70
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Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.-3
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Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.7
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Yo momma's so ugly, the tornado went around her.30
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Yo mamma's so ugly, if she became a scarecrow all the corn would run away.25