Yo Momma Insults
There are 174 yo momma insults and comebacks.
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Yo momma's so fat, she needs a wrist watch on both hands because she's in two different time zones!34
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Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.55
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Yo momma's like the Eiffel Tower; she's so big that all of France has seen her and half of Europe has been up her!-16
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Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!24
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Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.51
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Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.43
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Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.80
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Yo momma's so dumb that she tried to to drown a fish.76
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Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.74
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Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"48
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Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.65
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Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"0
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Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.122
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Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.126
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Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.94
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Yo momma's like a coke machine, a dollar a pop.-57
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Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.-27
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Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.102
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Yo momma's like a penny; two faced and worthless.83
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Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"21