Yo Momma Insults

There are 174 yo momma insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so fat, she needs a wrist watch on both hands because she's in two different time zones!
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  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
    55
  • Yo momma's like the Eiffel Tower; she's so big that all of France has seen her and half of Europe has been up her!
    -16
  • Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!
    24
  • Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
    51
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.
    43
  • Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.
    80
  • Yo momma's so dumb that she tried to to drown a fish.
    76
  • Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.
    74
  • Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"
    48
  • Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.
    65
  • Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"
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  • Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.
    122
  • Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.
    126
  • Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.
    94
  • Yo momma's like a coke machine, a dollar a pop.
    -57
  • Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
    -27
  • Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.
    102
  • Yo momma's like a penny; two faced and worthless.
    83
  • Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"
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