Whore Insults

There are 33 whore insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
    Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
    Was he skinny, was he tall,
    Nevermind you did them all.
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  • 2
    Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.
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  • 3
    I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
    895
  • 4
    Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)
    837
  • 5
    You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
    575
  • 6
    Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
    516
  • 7
    Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.
    486
  • 8
    Insult: You're gay.
    Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night.
    464
  • 9
    I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
    391
  • 10
    No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    374
  • 11
    That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
    368
  • 12
    I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.
    321
  • 13
    You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.
    314
  • 14
    I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
    300
  • 15
    What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
    294
  • 16
    I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
    282
  • 17
    Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
    279
  • 18
    Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.
    247
  • 19
    Go put some sand in your crotch, it will make the crabs feel at home.
    246
  • 20
    I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    240