Stupid Insults

There are 134 stupid insults and comebacks.

  • It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
    56
  • You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
    110
  • I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
    110
  • Bully: You're stupid!
    Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.
    587
  • I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
    165
  • I'd call you a retard, but that would be insulting to retards.
    65
  • I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
    62
  • You're as useless as the "g" in lasagna.
    78
  • If you think you're a wit, you're half right.
    -82
  • You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
    32
  • I want to call you stupid, but that isn't enough.
    70
  • I'd try being nicer if you try being smarter.
    184
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to sit in the corner of a round room.
    28
  • Yeah, I think you're pretty.... Pretty stupid.
    -20
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
    55
  • Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.
    63
  • You're so dumb, you think socialism means partying.
    -47
  • Don't like my sarcasm? Well, I don't like your stupid.
    19
  • You're so stupid, you flunked nap time in kindergarten.
    59
  • You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
    29